Mallex Smith Circled The Bases In The Coolest Of Ways
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4G13S)
You can keep your filthy "dingers," your "dongs," your "mashed taters," you damn dirty apes! Corkscrew yourselves into hell for all I care! Give me a ruthless speedster thieving his way around the bases, as the Mariners' Mallex Smith did to the pathetic Rangers in the bottom of the eighth inning last night in Seattle: