An Extremely Pressing Question Now That Aliens Are Real: Would You Bone One?
by Alexis Sobel Fitts on Jezebel, shared by Barry Pet from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4G45K)

Perhaps it's a sign that the media churn cycle has reached maximum saturation, and now consists of 10,000 monkeys on typewriters writing think pieces about The Hills reboot-but I do not understand why we are collectively freaking out about the fact that aliens are quite possibly, perhaps definitely to make it"