Can’t Everyone Just Stop Hollering At Phil Kessel While He’s Tryin’ To Watch The Teevee?
by Rave Sashayed from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4GDZX)

With the long NHL offseason here and no more hockey being played at all*, a young fan's fancy turns, of course, to trade drama. This year's downright biblical playoffs mean lots of teams are likely to be in the mix this summer-Columbus is about to lose high-value Russians faster than Petrograd after the abdication of"