Half-Naked Australian Man Uses Didgeridoo To Ward Off Intruder, Then Reenacts The Whole Thing
by Samer Kalaf on The Concourse, shared by Samer Kala from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4GE7J)

Thieves in Australia, beware: Do not try to break into the house of Adelaide's Kym Abrook. Though he's 52 years old, he teaches Brazilian jiu-jitsu and has the ability to destroy you with a didgeridoo if it comes to that. He doesn't even need pants to do it.