This Mariners Error Is Some Beer-League Softball Shit
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4GFYG)

For a little while there it looked like the Seattle Mariners might actually be pretty good this season. They got off to a 13-2 start and everyone in the lineup was hitting dingers all over the place. The bombs are still flying (they are second in baseball with 108 homers), but basically everything else has gone wrong"