France's Women Are On A Mission To Establish Worldwide Soccer Dominance
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4GG3W)
If the 100 percent non-existent aliens that purportedly flit about Earth's skies were in fact real, and if they somehow mustered enough gumption in their lily liver-equivalent alien organs to descend upon the far superior human race and challenge us to a pair of soccer matches-one men's, one women's-to determine the"