Which Ear Is Your Phone Ear?
by Drew Magary on The Concourse, shared by Barry Petc from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4GR0B)

I recently became deaf in my right ear thanks to a sudden brain hemorrhage, which is a freakish life-threatening injury that I highly recommend avoiding. The good news out of this, apart from me not being dead, is that it turns out my surviving left ear is my phone ear. I didn't even realize it was my phone ear until"