Every USWNT Goal Against Thailand, Ranked
by Luis Paez-Pumar from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4GZWG)
If you haven't heard, the United States puri(C)ed Thailand by a score of 13-0 in their 2019 Women's World Cup opening match today. You don't score 13 goals without at least some of them being nice, so here's an objectively correct ranking of every goal: