Lift Stanley And Play "Gloria"
by Barry Petchesky from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4H3RB)
The St. Louis Blues are Stanley Cup champions. Say it to yourself, because no one's ever been able to say it before. Swish it around in your mouth like a sommelier, picking out notes of gratification, bliss, and disbelief. Do not spit it out, because when you win the Stanley Cup, you keep drinking. Maybe this will all"