'Flaky, unstable, bad with money': astrologers on Facebook's Libra currency

With Mars in the 12th house at the time of the announcement, the new cryptocurrency should ultimately succeed

When Facebook announced its cryptocurrency Libra, which shares its title with an astrological sign for people born approximately between 23 September and 23 October, people had a lot of questions.

Will this upend the traditional banking system? Is Facebook going to sell my financial data to advertisers? And most importantly, what does an astrology-adjacent cryptocurrency name mean for us all?