Edinson Cavani Scores Game-Winning Goal Over Guy Who Once Stuck Fingers Up His Butt
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4HX3R)

Edinson Cavani secured Uruguay a big win over Chile yesterday with a stunning goal in the 82nd minute. The goal itself was sweet, as it meant Uruguay finished atop their group in the Copa Ami(C)rica. But what made it even sweeter was that Cavani scored it over the guy who once stuck his fingers up Cavani's butthole.