Authorities Rescind All Invitations to the Cookout
by Michael Harriot from on (#4JEQ0)

Citing rampant abuse and the increasing number of black barbecue-goers who mistakenly assumed that they were eating auntie-certified potato salad but somehow ended up with cubed cauliflower and sour cream in their mouths, America's oldest and most respected governing bodies for negro culinary activities issued a"