[1097] Worsening Safety Situation
by Novil from Sandra and Woo on (#4JXNN)
- Aid worker: The safety situation in the area around the refugee camp for the Germans has worsened dramatically. We have massive problems with dealing and related crimes.
- Sandra: What are they selling? Weed? Meth?!
- Aid worker: Neither.
- Dealer: Hey, girl, check out these high-precision ball bearings! First one is free!
- Thief: You won't believe what fell off a truck this morning!
- Engineer: A solid state laser with a pulse duration of 550 femtoseconds and a maximum pulse energy of 50 microjoule?! That's exactly what I need!