Every Team Sucks, But Not In The Same Way
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4KXZ2)
Somehow, in wild defiance of everything that has ever given order to the universe, NFL teams will begin playing preseason games in the next week. Straight up full-dress, pads-on football games, one real NFL team against another, the whole thing. Or not quite the whole thing-the recognizable players will play a creaky"