Pour One Out For The Sad Fucker Who Flunked His Being-Zion Williamson's-Agent Exam
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4MG2Z)
Reader, I will be honest with you: My eyes turned to little wads of chalk and I lapsed into a coma for 50,000 lifetimes of the earth while trying to read this ESPN.com feature about the twists of hotshot rookie Zion Williamson's path to a sneaker endorsement deal. All I remember about it is the unbearably tragic"