My Whole Life Worth Less Than Crap Stolen From Alex Rodriguez's Rental Car
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4N5HV)

Alex Rodriguez has many things that I will never have. A career .930 OPS. A job on television. A cake with crystals on it from Jennifer Lopez. A gigantic two-way glass window next to his crappin' toilet, situated prominently in one of the busiest cities in the Western hemisphere. Some of the many fine and precious"