Please Enjoy This Brief Video Of Devin Booker Being A Pickup Weenie
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4NJTD)

In general, it's fine to have informal house rules in a pickup basketball game. "Guard your man" is a good one, for example: Few things are more annoying or more ruinous to the flow of play than the lazy sack of crap who sags 20 feet off his man, substituting the aggregate strategic soundness of letting an amateur"