Old Joe Biden Goes to a Farm
by Hamilton Nolan on Splinter, shared by Tom Ley to D from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4NNJT)

URBANDALE, Iowa-Really, what Joe Biden looks like is a game show host. The tan, the blindingly white dentures, the "Hey folks." Give him a long, skinny mic and a little more bouffant up top and he's Bob Barker. But if Joe was a TV guy, he'd be getting eased off to the golf course right about now. All the zingers have"