A Case for Why Jay-Z Should Forget About the NFL and Just Buy a Popeyes Franchise

Of the myriad possible metaphors for the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich craze of 2019-which is a thing I will tell my kids about when they ask how America voted for Donald Trump-my favorite is that the sandwich itself represents heaven. The line to wait for the sandwich? That's life on Earth. Those who get their sandwiches"