South Carolina Coroner Confirms Local Dairy Queen's Burgers Are Not Made Of Human Flesh
by Gabe Fernandez from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4NYE8)
A coroner in Greenville, S.C. confirmed on Friday that the ground beef patties from a local Dairy Queen were not, in fact, made out of human flesh. The confirmation comes in the wake of rumors swirling about the fast-food joint after it was hit with a federal raid on Wednesday, according to the Index-Journal.