Trump Solves the Mystery Behind His Peculiar Orange Hue: 'The Light's No Good. I Always Look Orange'
For years, we've struggled to comprehend the science behind Donald Trump's bizarre orange hue; how his epidermis acts as camouflage inside of a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos or how he's often mistaken for half-eaten candy corn in the fall. Is his tangerine tone a result of a poor diet or is his body preparing for the"