How to Stop Losing Remotes When You Have Kids
by Meghan Moravcik Walbert on Offspring, shared by Me from Lifehacker on (#4Q9C6)

You see that remote in that baby's hand? That's gonna be missing in about 15 seconds. Because you're going to turn away for a moment, you're going to pop your coffee mug into the microwave (again) and by the time you return, it will be long gone.