The Dolphins Are Stale Piss From The Gutter
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4QDXQ)

The Dolphins, a team set up to execute one of the most brazen tanking campaigns in NFL history, were so bad in Week 1 that a handful of players were reportedly calling their agents after the game and begging to be traded. Somehow, Miami was even worse today against the Patriots.