Heartbreaking: Dan Snyder Won't Buy This Man A Spoon
by Maitreyi Anantharaman from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4R1R6)

In what is absolutely not a metaphor for Jay Gruden's coaching and [gestures vaguely at Washington's routine ascendance to new frontiers of dysfunction], the Monday Night Football broadcast caught a team employee on Washington's sideline stirring a cooler full of Gatorade with what appears to be a plastic bag of"