We Have A Wet Bag Problem, And We're Going To Look Into It
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4R8PN)

There is nothing funny about lower-body injuries in baseball. Upper body injuries, sure-a "strained oblique" sounds just vague enough to get an eye-roll, and Mets-scented mystery injuries like the Out With An Entire Left Side Of Body ailment that sidelined prized Mets free agent Jed Lowrie for virtually the entire"