Your Joke's Not Funny Anymore
by Nick Douglas from Lifehacker on (#4RG88)
"I serve banquets. I've had many middle-aged men say the same exact joke to me when serving their Cream of Chicken with Wild Rice: 'How do you tame wild rice?'" So says Reddit user Krisperrr, answering the question: "What's the 'It didn't scan, so it must be free hur hur hur' of your profession?"