Curt Schilling Delusional Enough To Think He Could Be A Baseball Manager, According To His "Friends"
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4SC1W)

This little Bob Nightengale scoop starts on shaky ground by assuming there are people in existence who can tolerate Curt Schilling enough to be considered his friends, but it has a great punchline: