Don't Make Me Root For These Creatures To Be Happy
by Charles P. Pierce from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4T6V4)

I am never going to forgive the Houston Astros. Not because they've dropped two straight at home to the Washington Nationals in this year's World Series, although that was pretty grotesque. (They gave up a crucial home run to Kurt Suzuki, who is 129 years old.) No, it's because their idiot assistant GM belched some"