I Would Have Sex With an Entire Major League Baseball Team If Given the Opportunity
by Megan Reynolds on Jezebel, shared by Samer Kalaf t from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4TFTA)

I may not know much about baseball, but I do know one thing: if I were presented with, say, the World Series Champion Washington Nationals baseball team on a silver platter wearing nothing but the little cups they use to protect their dicks, I would work my way through that team like a bulldozer clearing old-growth"