Evil Week: Take Multiple Pictures of Your Next Flat Tire So You Can Re-Use the Excuse
by Meghan Moravcik Walbert from Lifehacker on (#4TFVW)

I have a friend who used to love to use food poisoning as an excuse to take a day off work or otherwise avoid things she didn't feel like doing. It's a pretty good lie because food poisoning can make you feel really awful but only for a short amount of time. No one will be surprised at how totally OK you look the next...