An Ode to Palmer's Cocoa Butter for Holdin' a Brotha Down for the Past 30 Years. Thank You for Being a Friend

I don't know what prompted me to go into my parents' bathroom and look for some lotion when I was around 10 years old. I was a boy after all, and I don't remember my parents ever stressing me about the finer points of proper moisturization. Hell, I vividly remember times I jumped right out of the bathtub into some"