Human Poop Emoji Donald Trump Jr. Killed an Endangered Sheep Because He’s an Asshole

When the poop emoji wanted to move through the world without being detected, it needed a human host. The human host had to have very little brain activity, with little to no spine and who cheated on his wife with a member of Danity Kane. It needed to be someone who no one would notice if their body was inhabited by"

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