An Open Letter to All the Disrespectful Negroes Who Went to Ghana and Ditched Us in Triflin'-Ass America
Firstly, I hate each and every one of you. Secondly, I'm not even sure if "firstly" is a word-it felt awkward in my mouth, like peanut butter on potato chips-but it fits with what I'm saying, so it will be today. But thirdly (and most importantly), why did you to this to us?