We Watched Day 1 of the Impeachment Trial Because We Knew You Didn’t Want To
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#4Y9FF)
The first day of the impeachment trial was longer than the church service when you didn't have breakfast. The first day of the impeachment trial was longer than the line at the DMV. The first day of the impeachment trial was so long (13 hours!) that we are sure you stopped watching, so we watched all of it. OK, fine."