Where Is Kansas City? Bernie Sanders Is a Communist! All the Ways Trump Tried to Put Raisins Into the Super Bowl

Around 10:15 p.m. EST on Sunday, with Super Bowl LIV all but over, Nordic Bastardwitch, the 13-year-old Trump staffer who polices Trump's tweets, was settling into his bed, having already agreed with the president-who was openly sobbing-that the last tweet was going to be sent to San Francisco 49er Nick Bosa and it"