Schlock Mercenary: February 4, 2020

Note: With only one exception, none of the scientists at Jumpstar Prime Lyceum are aware that the letters "J.P.L." once very famously stood for "Jet Propulsion Laboratory." The one exception is, of course, Lieutenant Liz LeFevre, who studied pre-contact Earth cultures, and who knew full well what "Jumpstar Prime Lyceum" would get abbreviated to when she helped name it.