These self-appointed coronavirus experts really need to pipe down | Eleanor Margolis
I'm no financial expert, but - if you ask me - why not withdraw every last penny from your bank account, head to your nearest casino and put it all on red? You could literally double your money. Sure, something else could happen entirely. But all investments are risky, right? And, like I said, I'm no financial expert.
If you found this advice helpful, you may want to look to Twitter for the many nuggets of coronavirus wisdom currently being proffered by self-proclaimed non public health experts. Along with Rory Stewart (you know, that guy who wants to crash on your sofa and be mayor of London) deciding that schools closures are a must, men across the globe have stepped up - in brave defiance of their total absence of virus containment expertise - to offer, free of charge, non-expertise on the very serious situation in which we find ourselves.
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