The President Finally Got the Seriousness of Coronavirus After Seeing New York Morgue Truck on TV
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#51JGR)

Everything is fucked. All of us are on house arrest. There is never enough strawberry cream cheese to make it through these trying times. (Seriously, who is buying all the fucking strawberry cream cheese?) And the President of the United States is so fucking slow that despite coronavirus ravaging the globe, it took"