Trump Authorized the Governors to Do What They Were Going to Do Anyway. Here Are Some Other Things He ‘Authorized’
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. and Michael Harriot from on (#526XR)

On Monday, the Pied Piper of the Coronavirus claimed that he had "total authority" over all of the land. As Republicans raised their chalices to the Dollar Tree dictator masquerading as president, anyone in America with a double-digit number of teeth and the ability to read without moving their mouth looked at each"