The Chargers Move To L.A. Is Still Pathetic And Stupid, But At Least They’ll Look Good
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#52FG2)

You know when you have an exceptionally annoying fly or bee in your house/apartment, and it's by the window but it just seems to bump into every spot of it but the opening? You're just a mere moment from relief of being stung or just annoyed in your own house, if only this fucking creature could just find the gateway"