Trump reportedly doesn't have time to get lunch. He might if he quit the self-praise

If Trump quit the self-compliments altogether, he might even have time to start taking naps

On Friday, the New York Times accused Donald Trump of spending time eating fries and watching TV during the pandemic, sometimes not arriving at the Oval Office until noon. As a response, multiple White House officials were rolled out to confirm Trump was working non-stop, so much so that the president sometimes misses his lunch.

Let's make clear that this is not meant to cast shade on lunch-takers. Quite the contrary: taking lunch is as much a measure of how hard one works as a man's shoe size is a measure of how big his ego is.