I Think I've Been Using Retail Therapy to Break the "Stay-at-Home" Monotony and Didn't Realize It

I don't remember exactly what date it was that a general, nationwide "stay your ass at home" proclamation happened, but if memory serves correctly, it was sometime in mid-to-late March. According to school emails for two of my kids, their last day of in-building instruction was Friday, March 13th, which is amazing"