How Machiavelli Mitch McConnell Got Kicked Out of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#53CFM)
Everyone knows Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael and Donatello but no one knows the story of Machiavelli Mitch McConnell. The short version goes like this: Machiavelli Mitch wouldn't wear his mask because he didn't believe that he could catch the coronavirus. He also refused to change his name to a renaissance artist...