How Machiavelli Mitch McConnell Got Kicked Out of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Everyone knows Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael and Donatello but no one knows the story of Machiavelli Mitch McConnell. The short version goes like this: Machiavelli Mitch wouldn't wear his mask because he didn't believe that he could catch the coronavirus. He also refused to change his name to a renaissance artist...