This Headline Is for When Donald Trump Says Something Racist in Wisconsin, Which He Surely Will
If your End Times Apocalypse Bingo Card had the revolution starting in Wisconsin, congratulations, you might be in the running for the grand prize of an FDA-approved COVID-19 vaccine. (Spoiler alert: It's just a 2 percent solution of Clorox, McDonald's Sprite and Sen. Jim Jordan's armpit sweat.)