Future Florida Man Luis Suárez Allegedly Cheated On Italian Citizenship Exam
by Jesse Spector from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#58EP4)
Luis Suarez is destined to play for Inter Miami. It might not be happening now, even though there were reports of talks last month to make it happen, but the universe eventually needs Suarez to assume his final form as a Florida Man.