I Bought a Pair of Crocs. I've Even Worn Them Out in Public. Welcome to My Panama Talk
I'm not saying, nor alleging, that I'm cooler than you. You might have designer shades just to hide your fade and maybe even wear them around like you think that you're cooler than me. But what separates me and you (maybe even your mama and your cousin, too) is that, until recently, you wore Crocs and in my head, that...