Manchester United can't unscrew itself, again, as transfer window slams shut on their fingers
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#59016)
Much like Lyle Lanley told the residents of Springfield before they purchased the monorail, Ed Woodward as chairman of Manchester United is like a horse with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows what to do with it.