LSU Bans Odell Beckham Jr. for Two Years As Part of Self-Imposed Penalties for Improper Payments

Remember when you got bad grades in school or forgot to do your chores for the 47th time? Then before your parents could take off their belt or banish you to your bedroom for an eternity, you'd attempt to negotiate a much less severe punishment in order to preserve your freedoms and civil liberties as a valued citizen...