Instead of yule log, watch this interactive dumpster fire because 2020
by Matt Burns from Crunch Hype on (#5AVE5)
The holiday season is upon us and with that comes stress, anxiety and the airing of grievances. And this year is worse. Instead of watching a yule log smolder in a warm hearth, we're all stuck in our homes watching the world burn.
Try this interactive dumpster fire instead of yelling into the void. The instructions are simple. Just email a note or picture and a contraption incinerates your asseveration. It's cathartic, but takes a minute. About 20 minutes after emailing my issues, I'm still waiting to see it burn.
Do it as a family or with your cats. Roast COVID-19. Burn politics. Send a picture of your QAnon-loving uncle. The fire doesn't care. Everything burns eventually.
