2021 will start with Notre Dame being turned into plasma as we return to normalcy
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5BXMC)

We all look very forward to 2020 being over. 2021 won't be unique, in that it will start with Notre Dame having their asshole pulled through their nose once again on a national stage. Other years have had that jumpstart. But it's hard to argue that it won't be a nice fillip for everyone after the dark, damp, putrid...